We go estremely hard on tuseday nights

there will never be a funnier visual gag to me than someone falling over and immediately exploding like they stepped on a landmine

I run a ytp sanctuary...yea a lot of them that once flourished 15 years ago tread close to endangerment now, so we do what we can to keep them happy and active here...oh look, that ones firin his lazar!! Haha he loves to "blahhhgh". It's a sign of contentment. We used to house them with the Kings but we found it was safer to seperate their enclosures on account of the threat of getting dinner blasted. Hm? Oh yeah thats Shaggys cage, he needs to be kept seperate to thrive because he keeps realizing we're the sherrif cuz we're out here and hes in there

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

when the swiss are done hogging the large hadron collider i also have some important experiments to run